The Absolute Dumbest Take on USAID & Elon Musk—A Smackdown

Oh, Daniel @d_feldman, you sweet, naïve little muppet. You actually think USAID is just about “saving starving kids” and that Elon Musk is obsessed with it because he wants vengeance for apartheid? What kind of Marvel villain fan fiction is this?

First of all, USAID is one of the largest financial black holes in government history, with billions—yes, billions—of U.S. taxpayer dollars funneled into “projects” with zero accountability. This isn’t about feeding kids; it’s about shadow ops, regime changes, and slush funds for globalist pet projects. But yeah, let’s pretend it’s all about giving out peanut butter sandwiches in war zones.

Reality Check on USAID:

✔️ USAID has funneled billions into sketchy NGOs, foreign governments, and programs that have no oversight. A 2023 audit found $20+ billion in unaccounted funds (source).
✔️ It’s been tied to covert intelligence operations for decades. It was literally used as a CIA front to destabilize governments (source).
✔️ It’s bankrolling left-wing activism across the globe. USAID has dumped millions into “activist journalism” projects, i.e., paying for narrative control (source).

So, yeah, Elon daring to ask, “Hey, maybe we should check where this money is going?” is what’s got your panties in a twist. That says more about you than it does about him.

Now, About This Laughable Take on Apartheid

You’re actually suggesting that Musk—who left South Africa in the 80s, before apartheid even ended—is out for revenge against an aid agency? That’s so mind-numbingly stupid I almost admire the effort.

Newsflash, genius:

  • Musk isn’t “nostalgic” for apartheid. He’s literally bankrolling Starlink in Africa, giving rural areas access to free speech and economic mobility—which, ironically, is something USAID pretends to do but never actually accomplishes.
  • USAID wasn’t some glorious hero in ending apartheid. The South African people ended apartheid. You know, the actual citizens?

Your argument boils down to:
👉 “Elon Musk is evil because he wants to know where trillions of U.S. taxpayer dollars have gone.”
👉 “USAID is untouchable because it claims to help starving kids.”

That’s the level of critical thinking we’re dealing with here.

Final Mic Drop

🚀 Elon Musk isn’t attacking USAID because of some imaginary apartheid revenge fantasy.
💰 He’s doing it because this agency has been a glorified money-laundering operation for decades.
📢 And the fact that people like you are losing your minds over the idea of basic financial accountability tells me we’re right over the target.

In my opinion, at YourKiddingRight, the real story here isn’t Musk. It’s why exposing this money trail has triggered this level of unhinged, reality-detached coping.

#ElonExposedIt
#USAIDCorruption
#FollowTheMoney
#YourKiddingRight
#CopeHarder